Eurovision Song Contest 2 The Thursday Semi Finals

Here are our  comments to the semi-finals.

1. Bosnia Herzegowina. Hey that's that guy from a few years ago. But the song is too Humpa Humpa Humpa. And that checker-pattern clothes are soooo last century
2. Austria. Wow that is such an ugly wig she is wearing. But she can sing well.
3. The Netherlands. What an ugly guy and what a stupid walk he has. And what a stupid song. Is that English? Is he the hunchback of the Notre Dame ?
4. Belgium. Now that is a nice song, never thought "Les Belges" could sing like that. Very good!
5. Slowakia. Nice dresses and the background is superb. And they can sing!
6. Ukrain. How interesting  sand-pattern artist -- NOT -- She probably had chicken for dinner and plucked it herself and superglued the feathers to her dress... what a poor performance we see here
7. Moldavia, Wow those guys have black cones on their heads. So Rocky?? very pop-punky not bad but also not good!
8. Sweden, Now this is a good Songfestival song. Is this song written by Vince Clarke? It sounds like Erasure, Yazoo and The Assembly at the same. THIS is my favourite. This is GOOD.
9. Cyprus, Those guys look cool like they just came out of the local leather gay bar But the song and that girl with that baloon lamp on a string make this act a complete disaster. Bleah and Urgh!
10. Bulgaria. Supposedly this is Bulgarian rock. Obviously they fail and they sing so out of key. And the piano sample is stolen!
11. FYR Macedonia, Man this is way below any standard. not so good, not so bad, actually quite worse, worst, worstest.
12. Israel, this is Dana International and after all those years she looks a hag from the evil forest. One word says it all "CRAP". O darling get your ding-dong and go home!
13. Slovenia, hmm Spinning all around does not not exite me, so poor the costumes.
14. Romania, those striped pants make you look like a fat ass zebra dude! And the piano intro is stolen from Breakfast in America (by Supertramp)
15. Estonia, quite poppy song. And a really nice background with building. And those guys can dance!
16. Belarus. This is a very Beluarusian Government approved song, dictatorial propaganda.
17. Latvia. If you dont have a nice ass, then dont wear this style of pants! Out of key singing
18. Denmark. when you look at those guys you'd expect to hear a song that Rocks... they fail
19. Ireland, this is great, what a good show, great background, magnificent costumes and a superb song. This is this semi-2's winner for me

OK so far so good. Our favorites are belgium, slowakia, sweden, estonia, and this years winner on saturday should be  Ireland (or maybe Sweden)

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