Eurovison 2016

It has been a few years that I blogged my opinion of the songs in the ESF. Well here it is again, and as usual in broadcasted order :) 

1. Belgium
   A lot like Queen, Boney M, BeeGees and Tavarez hahaha, catchy might even win
2. Czech Republic
   Not my thing, a lot of Nana Moskouri in it
3. The Netherlands
   The way Suzan Vegan is a lonely girl with a guitar, this guy is the boring version of that.
4. Azerbaijan
   Needs a miracle to win too :P
5. Hungary
   Milion - A Million .... ways to dress better !!
6. Italy
   Well the decor is quite different from the others....
7. Israel
   We are made of stars? Isn't that the title of a Moby Song?
8. Bulgaria
   This should not be allowed anymore on the ESF. The outfit doesn't match the song and the refrain is just horrible.
9. Sweden
   I urge everyone NOT to vote for Sweden, just for the respect of the late Terry Wogan. RIP Sir Wogan
10. Germany
    Seems Germany has finally found a way to genetically combine a reindeer with a flower girl.
11. France
    Since when does France sing in English BOOOO !!
12. Poland
    Obviously his best dreams are the ones where he is a pirate !
13. Australia
    More or less the animations are just as horrible as those from your average weatherman. But she can sing!!
14. Cyprus
    A few cages doesn't make a prisoner. This guy can't sing either...
15. Serbia
    The decor and outfits would suggest some more dramatic song... Sadly it is just as it is...
16. Lithuania
    This is a really cheap looking leather jacket for girls
17. Croatia
    Is someone strangling a cat here, or do the mirrors on her dress distort the sound that much #out of tune
18. Russia
    Hahaha this hilarious!
19. Spain
    This is not such a bad song after all. I stand corrected!
20. Latvia
    This was the perfect time to go to the toilet !
21. Ukraine
    She can sing !!
22. Malta
    Malta doesn't want to win ever again :)
23. Georgia
    What is doing such a nice song doing on a lame festival like this one (this year)
24. Austria
    Ceci est bien chanté en rançais
25. United Kingdom
    Too young and too stupid
26. Armenia
    Seems like boredom has been reinvented in Armenia. What a stupid climax build up.